*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
my sexuality??? really crisp and juicy grapes
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore
people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying
i’m fluent in talking shit
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
#ITS GONNA BE MAY
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row